Cranium Candy Entertainment Horror Comedy

SEX, CHOCOLATE & ZOMBIE REPUBLICANS



JENNA FAUSTINO DEBBY DODDS

Executive Producer Bob Elyea Associate Producers Ken Zust Chris James Bowman

Written & Directed by Kirk Bowman

* Chosen "Best B-Title" by Videoscope "Phantom of the Movies"

Junk Food Ingredients: Here's one jam-packed recipe- A cast of 70 (includes lots of white-faced, growling Zombies with lots of twists and sub-plots.) Seasoned with a killer music score and fascinating characters. Nudity.

Zombie Attack!
Email, fax or snail-mail chain letters... anyway you look at them, they suck!- "Send copies to your friends and family or you will have bad luck…" That's exactly what Jessica does, and when they rip up their letters, the terror begins.

Decent people begin turning into white-faced, right-wing Zombies. Ala "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", it spreads. There is a Republican BBQ where they burn the classics, instead of burgers.

Cindy's dream comes true, landing the lead in her school play. Then, her right-wing parents burn her script cause it's too risque'. How outrageous are some of the parodies?... Well, read this March 25, 1999 article about high school students who rehearsed Neil Simon's "Brighton Beach Memoirs" for 6 weeks, only to have it cancelled due to "sexual references"- CENSORSHIP AT ITS WORST!

Darlene, Jessica's gorgeous blonde roommate is a model who suddenly breaks out in pimples and gets a shivering addiction to chocolate. Nicole hates nerds, but on the beach, a mushy nerd in a muscle-jacket is licking the sand off her toes...then, every nerd who sees her falls desperately in love with her. Rayna is sick of her boyfriend always falling asleep after they make love, so even guys on at a bus stop fall flat on the sidewalk, sound asleep when she passes by. Darlene's macho boyfriend wails, afflicted with a constant case of PMS.

Cindy's parents send her on a picnic-date in full medieval armor and face-plate to avoid "carnal temptations", and another father reenacts the scene from Marathon Man in full dental garb and tools- "Is it safe?" An unforgettable highlight is Jessica's dream sequence where a mRepublican BBQailbox comes to life and chases her down the street.

Luckily, Jessica meets a strange drifter on the beach who offers her an herbal recipe. By the end, Zombies converge on the girls' house where they are making herbal biscuits to stop them save the world from this evil curse. Jessica races against time but she forgot one thing… there is a chilling surprise ending you will not want to miss!

Jessica's nightmare
Yum!Serving Suggestions:
Chocolate of any and every kind... especially chocolate kisses and candy bars... make it sickening sweet (Republicans love everything sugar-coated), pepperoni pizza (in honor of Darlene's sudden pimple-outbreak).

Wash it down with lots of beer! Munch on lots of potatoe chips, too!

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